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" Old Fred's hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn't look

good. Suddenly, he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write

on.



The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his

last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies.



The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places

it in his jacket pocket..



At Fred's funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes he's

wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died.



"Fred handed me a note just before he died," he says. "I haven't looked at

it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration in it for us

all."



Opening the note, he reads aloud, "Move! You're standing on my oxygen hose!"
"

10 Bears  , 21 Apr 2006

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Joke by reconMarine,


102 visits
   " *knock knock*

Who's there?

*Little old lady*

Little old lady who?

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Joke by 10 Bears,


195 visits
   " A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the cask "
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Joke by Boom,
Gus Wacker, Roundup, Mont.

4734 visits
   " A tough old Montana cowboy once told his grandson that, if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little "
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Joke by Big Dad 5,


824 visits
   " For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, "
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Joke by Tough Choice,
From a Website Visitor
4-Apr
729 visits
   " Four friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering "
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Joke by zorba,

04 Apr 2006
100 visits
   " If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Joke by bygdawg,

07 Apr 2006
735 visits
   " Last autumn, a group of friends went deer hunting and decided to paired off in two's for the day. That evening one of the hun "
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Joke by 10 Bears,

21 Apr 2006
193 visits
   " Old Fred's hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn't look

good. Suddenly, he motions frantic "
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Joke by a high priced bull,
From a Website Visitor
4/26/2005
193 visits
   " Old man Frank goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull. A few days later, the banker comes along and asks "
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Joke by reconMarine,


4234 visits
   " The Vietnam War has drawn to a close. The U.S. Army gives 3 Soldiers a chance to earn some money because of a lack of medals "
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Joke by John Hillerman (Higgins),
Magnum PI - Dream a little dream
29-Mar-84
101 visits
   " The better one feels about themselves the better the world looks "
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Joke by There are two cows in a field,
From a Website Visitor
4-Sep
107 visits
   " There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think of mad cow disease?'' The other replies, ''I dun "
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Joke by Old Shooters,
From a Website Visitor
3-Jun
3236 visits
   " Three old rifle shooters are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, "
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